im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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