I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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