You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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