Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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