perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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