I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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