Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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