I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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