It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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