they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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