that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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