y did u give ur computer a hand job?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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