I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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