he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
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