That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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