i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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