As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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