quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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