why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This is not my ceiling
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
smell my finger.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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