I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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