i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
A+ Viking dick
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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