Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
