yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
