I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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