That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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