you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
