I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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