considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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