p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
sarcasm needs its own font
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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