He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize