are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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