YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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