so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize