people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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