Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I am naked and annoyed.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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