it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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