She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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