I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Princesses don't give blow jobs
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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