they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My breasts were aching with rage.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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