yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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