I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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