Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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