i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I need moral support for this bender
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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