i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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