KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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