Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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