Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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