His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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