so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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