I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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