I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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