I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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