just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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